ive seen your eyes as they fix on me
"what is he doin'?
what on earths the plan
has he got one?"
you better give me some pointers
since you are the big rocket launcher
and im just the shotgun
i aint got no dollar signs in my eyes
that might be a surprise
but its true, said, im not like you
and i dont want your advice or your praise
or to move in the ways you do
and i never will

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.

cause all you people are tech addicts
and all your stories are stale
and though you pretend to stand by us
i know youre certain we will fail

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.

and its not her fault

and the following is not a joke

but before you continue

you need to know that "omi" is what we cordially call our grandma in german

elephants can fly

because they have large ears

dumbo is proof of that

but why should 'bibi' netanyahu be equipped like 'dumbo'?

a friends grandma died

and hes sad

it was a shock for him and his family

and it was extra sad for him because he wanted her to see him getting married

on monday i had a simple test for you

to find out whether you are a fun person or german

and the test was about a german word:

Bauarbeiterdekolleté

is likely because you are a little too german when it comes to how you dress

particularly how youre wearing your jeans 👖

i have a simple test for you

unless you are...

sweet as a cake
salty as potato chips
and as fatty as mac and cheese

because people want...

everything
at any time of the day
delivered to any place in the world
immediately — without waiting for it

so you can go from caveman to → rockstar

(without being cringe)
(without being a leader)
(and without being an asshole)

and here are the steps to follow [1] if you want make an impact in the world:

0 - accept: first they ignore you

if i asked you “what is happiness”

what would you say?

its tricky right

its also abstract

remember gee from tuesday?

he got laid off recently

but took it like a warrior

not sure if he also got laid as an effect of my last email

(after almost 3 years)

lets call him gee

and this message is for him... as much as it is for you

he wrote on linkedin

and i didnt know why

until i realized the truth...

see, last night i checked the 90 jokes i wrote recently

and honestly didnt like them anymore

(Scene opens in Dr. Bob’s office. Kathy enters.)

Dr. Bob:
Yes, come in. I’m just washing my hands.

Kathy:
I’m Kathy Bigman. Janet Carlisle referred me.

Dr. Bob:
Ah yes, yes — that’s me. Please, have a seat.
Before we begin, let me explain how we work here.
I charge five dollars for the first five minutes, and absolutely nothing after that.

is not because of their comfy couch or their fancy degrees hanging on the wall

women fall in love with their therapists

because therapists do something most guys don't

they actually listen

is absolutely the wrong question to ask

and in fact extremely boring

because the answer is so plain obvious that even emily blunt would sigh upon hearing it

billionaires like bezos, musk and branson escape to space because earth has too many people with poor opinions

My dad always said "it's all about money."

I hated that.

Sounded greedy and shallow.

My mom was jealous of my rich aunt.

See, life is suffering

Buddha and Dr. Jesus Peterson agree on that

So it is true

Which is why God went ahead and gave women and men one location for universal pain

The answer wasn’t obvious to me

You would think factual science, even physics, explains the shape of our planet (and there is some science that I’m gonna explain in a moment)

But when I read the following, it dawned on me

It’s pure psychology

dont know what to write

lost in thoughts

caught in ideas

like a prison

a bad communicator should not be in the company at all, here is why:

projects go bust because of your failure in communication...

…when you don’t communicate at all (lack of communication)
...when you don’t communicate clearly (lack of clear communication)
...when you choose the wrong tool to communicate (knowing when to use what)