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why tennis makes you live longer 🥊 punchlineday 31

how about a sport that gives you an extra 10 years of life

sounds too good to be true

science says tennis can do that...

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#262
July 21, 2025
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the life changing power of summer sun 🥊 punchlineday 30

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#260
July 15, 2025
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the explosive power of naiveté 🥊 punchlineday 29

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#259
July 15, 2025
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im a loser baby - soy un perdedor - so why dont you kill ye 🥊 punchlineday 28

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#258
July 15, 2025
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are you corporate or pragmatic? 🥊 punchlineday 27

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#257
July 14, 2025
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never wanted to go to school 🥊 punchlineday 26

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#256
July 13, 2025
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i regret i took the weekend off 🥊 punchlineday 25

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#255
July 13, 2025
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why i am morally superior to you 🥊 punchlineday 24

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#253
July 5, 2025
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"youre an idiot" 🥊 punchlineday 23

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#252
July 5, 2025
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hiiii!!! 🥊 punchlineday 22

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#251
July 4, 2025
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why they need your poverty (and youll never make it) 🥊 punchlineday 21

bert is on government aid

recently lost his job at coal creek

and his 401k

moved from apartment to trailer

#250
July 2, 2025
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macron and trump tried to cancel me 🥊 punchlineday 20

my name is candace owens
and this is nothing but the truth

on february 24, i got a call
not from my team
not from a journalist
but from someone connected directly to the white house

they said they were just the messenger
but the message was clear

"someone very high up is asking
if you could stop talking about brigitte macron"

#249
July 1, 2025
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being funny is hard work 🥊 punchlineday 19

its easy to disregard a comedians peak performance as...

"hes just talking nonsense and then people laugh about how foolish he is"

fair enough

talking nonsense is part of comedy

#248
June 30, 2025
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all you people are tech addicts 🥊 punchlineday 18

ive seen your eyes as they fix on me
"what is he doin'?
what on earths the plan
has he got one?"
you better give me some pointers
since you are the big rocket launcher
and im just the shotgun
i aint got no dollar signs in my eyes
that might be a surprise
but its true, said, im not like you
and i dont want your advice or your praise
or to move in the ways you do
and i never will

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cause all you people are tech addicts
and all your stories are stale
and though you pretend to stand by us
i know youre certain we will fail

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#246
June 30, 2025
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why your german grandma is a tech creep from san francisco 🥊 punchlineday 17

and its not her fault

and the following is not a joke

but before you continue

you need to know that "omi" is what we cordially call our grandma in german

#245
June 30, 2025
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5 reasons you have XXL ears like benni netanyahu 🥊 punchlineday 16

elephants can fly

because they have large ears

dumbo is proof of that

but why should 'bibi' netanyahu be equipped like 'dumbo'?

#244
June 29, 2025
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why its selfish to be sad ○ homo happy 15

a friends grandma died

and hes sad

it was a shock for him and his family

and it was extra sad for him because he wanted her to see him getting married

#242
June 26, 2025
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pampers for plumbers ○ homo happy 14

on monday i had a simple test for you

to find out whether you are a fun person or german

and the test was about a german word:

Bauarbeiterdekolleté

#241
June 25, 2025
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why you no have fun in life ○ homo happy 13

is likely because you are a little too german when it comes to how you dress

particularly how youre wearing your jeans 👖

The Frank Popp Ensemble - Hip Teens (don't wear blue jeans)

i have a simple test for you

#240
June 23, 2025
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nobody wants to eat you ○ homo happy 12

unless you are...

sweet as a cake
salty as potato chips
and as fatty as mac and cheese

because people want...

everything
at any time of the day
delivered to any place in the world
immediately — without waiting for it

#238
June 22, 2025
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