i cut my hand

when i jumped into the river

because i landed on a sharp stone

luckily

most of the impact was compensated

by my fat ass

but the cut was medium deep

quite bloody

and a little scary

seeing the inner skin

.
.

it was my first hand cut

but not my first hand cuff

that i put on

but they were white this time

and called elastic bandage

.
.

bleeding stopped over night

stitching of the wound?

"not needed"

the neighbor nurse said

yet a reminder how stupidity

gives you feedback immediately

.
.

the jump was cool nevertheless

only the impact had its drawbacks

but now i can use my left hand

to signal directions for a tourist group

or call it a "handy mummy"

who wants to make it a full-body mummy

one day as a grown-up

oh, one last thing before you go..

i once met a female bandage
on the hand of a white supremacist
i asked her how she is doing
"its complicated" she said
why?
"its not going in the right direction"
i thought it was
(then i took the next one left)

¡Ándale, arriba!

naii "understands that a hand job with the left is very hard" io

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