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Sep 26 — The streetlight above me died // AUTUMN ANGST

as I passed beneath it

No warning flicker, just sudden absence

I stopped, waited, watched - testing fate

A hiss escaped the fixture overhead, angry as a cornered animal, before one final spasm of light surrendered to black

#341
October 5, 2025
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Sep 25 — Paper slid beneath my door // AUTUMN ANGST

when I wasn’t looking

White rectangle with words that trembled across the page, as if whoever wrote them couldn’t keep their hand steady

Blue ink bleeding into the fibers, "You’ll drive farther than you think."

Nothing else

#339
October 5, 2025
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Sep 24 — I saw another missing kid story // AUTUMN ANGST

on the news last night

The anchor’s voice went flat and professional—the way they talk when they don’t want to scare viewers.

Twelve-year-old this time.

They showed his school picture: front teeth still growing in, eyes squinting against the flash.

#338
October 4, 2025
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Sep 23 — Someone carved this into my Ferrari // AUTUMN ANGST

They took a blade to the steering wheel. Carved a triangle with a circle through it. Like an eye staring back at me.

The leather is butter-soft. Probably cost more than most people’s cars. And someone just... carved into it. My boss at the car dealership is not happy.

Johnson didn’t care when I showed him. Martinez said I should get more sleep. But I know what I saw.

Here’s the thing that bothers me most. Nobody else even looked twice. Just me running my finger along those grooves.

#337
September 24, 2025
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Sep 22 — Pythons // AUTUMN ANGST

I had bad dreams again last night

I kept hearing car engines outside my bedroom window. Like someone was sitting there in their car. Waiting

I woke up in a cold sweat at 3am. Went to the window expecting to see some creepy stalker in my driveway

Nothing there

#336
September 23, 2025
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Sep 21 — Tired of watching // AUTUMN ANGST

Sold a Range Rover today in Dubai

Black beast. Leather seats that smelled like money

Some oil prince bought it. Cash deal. Done in five minutes

One more bundle of dirham from one more stranger I’ll forget by morning

#335
September 22, 2025
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its over 🥊 PLD90

you missed it

my book is off the internet

because summer is over

and so is your summer smile

#333
September 20, 2025
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"i boinked her" 🥊 PLD89

there are hard questions to answer

like why the iphone air is not called "iphone 17 air"

and then there are questions on how to live

.
.

#332
September 20, 2025
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your wife turned you into a puppy 🥊 PLD88

and theres nothing wrong about puppies

theyre cute

you want to stroke them

and cuddle with them

#331
September 20, 2025
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i gained 148 followers in 7 days with 1 tweet 🥊 PLD87

I didnt do anything special on sep 13 to accomplish that

i only did the following...

publish my PLD83 text as a tweet [1]

included a talking head video

#330
September 20, 2025
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youre a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase 🥊 PLD86

marge:
i saved these for you bart
youll always have them to remind you of the time
when you were the whole worlds special little guy

bart:
thanks mom

lisa:
and now you can go back to just being you
instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase

homer:
(leaning back on the couch)
(his elbow knocked over a lamp on a small blue table beside him)
(breaking it)

#329
September 17, 2025
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happy bday her3 🥊 PLD85

we are no longer together

but we actually had a good one-hour call about a week ago

and she is off the grid since saturday

but im still wishing her good health and fortune

#328
September 17, 2025
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happy bday bro 🥊 PLD84

its my brothers 40th birthday

and im invited

i know what happened

but i cannot tell you

#326
September 17, 2025
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its like 1998 🥊 PLD83

when i went online for the first time

(thats 27 years ago)

it was the web1

and this week i felt like 15 again

#325
September 13, 2025
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"dont pick up things off the street" they said 🥊 PLD82

look what i just found

a piece of lemon in my mouth

hm... yum!

it was there on the street

#324
September 11, 2025
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im a fraud, heres how 🥊 PLD81

hello

sorry to bother you

#323
September 10, 2025
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this father reviews a 4-month old baby 🥊 PLD80

this father reviews a 4-month old baby

he says [1]

delivery takes a while, 9+ months

but the product so far has absolutely exceeded my expectations

#322
September 9, 2025
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why youre lazy 🥊 PLD79

what if laziness is a habit of

thinking about the cost of things (the effort)

instead of thinking about the payoff? [1]

what if you could reverse laziness...

#321
September 9, 2025
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keep doing the obvious 🥊 PLD78

it will make a difference in every department of your life

if youre willing to stand the backlash from normies...

those who take the well-established path
never deviate from the regular
and overall live a "coward life"

its those people who will defend the mainstream
battle others who take the uphill battle
and keep on marching left-right-left-right

#319
September 7, 2025
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bored white man is never happy 🥊 PLD77

a black woman was rotating on the spot

she was holding her black baby in her black hands

she smiled into the camera that her husband was operating

a snapshot of a happy life

#318
September 5, 2025
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