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i know people want to insult you by saying that
its like when they say "youre an amateur"
and theyre referring to you not having what it takes
to win and succeed in life
but the problem with pricks like these is
that
a) they dont understand what words mean
and
b) they are important to have in life
because without dumbasses, life would be less fun
lemme explain
"amateur" is literally the "one who loves"
from Latin "amator" (which means lover or friend)
and its from Old French "ameour"
so them calling you an amateur is actually a compliment
because you are lover of what youre doing
how about the word "idiot"?
this is a bit trickier
but youll be surprised what idiot originally meant...
once upon a time in ancient greece
if you didnt show up to vote, debate
or wrestle in the nude for democracy,
they called you an idiÅtÄsā
aka
"No problem, im just a private guy"
back then it meant
"this dude doesnt do politics"
fast forward a few centuriesā¦
romans said āyoure uninvolved? you must be uneducated
french said "uneducated? you must be a fool."
english "a fool? LOL. what an idiot."
and now, in the 21st century
if you burn your toast three times in a row
because you keep forgetting itās onā¦.
youāre an idiot š«
(and only bart simpson would burn his toast a fourth time)
not because you lack intelligence
but because Socrates would be very disappointed
in your lack of civic toaster engagement
moral of the story being
an idiot originally was just someone
who minded their own business
and now its someone who is toast-dumb
so the next time some says
"youre an idiot"
you reply
"thank you i know"
anyway
oh, one last thing before you go...
i once peed standing in a public restroom
a guy came over and joined me pee
i looked at him and down on him
"what ya looking at, idiot!"
i said "thank you i know"
Ā”Ćndale, arriba!
naii "is an appreciative person" io
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