unitree wins the gold medal for the 1500m run at the world humanoid robot games
setting a world record time of 6 minutes and 34 seconds [1]
the current mens world record is 3:26
its only a matter of time fan clubs will exist where humans cheer on humanoids
because...
IT DOES NOT MATTER
we humans can get excited about literally anything
as long as it makes us feel good we continue doing it
you dont have to like it
you can even hate it
but then you would disregard basic human nature
or how else would you explain how kids and grannies build deep emotional bonds with non-humane dolls?
thats exactly right
we bond with whatever is bond-worthy for us
for you
for me
its very individual
and if it makes you happy then thats what matters
ill be out now
walking on the streets of metropolitan tokyo
to find my favorite humanoid girlfriend
oh, one last thing before you go...
frederick was an ordinary boy
he was so ordinary
no girl wanted to date him
he was so ordinary
even the bullies were bored of him
or maybe they felt who he was
because at night frederick was different
frederick became freddy the mercury
like the smallest planet in the solar system
you could easily oversee him
but also the closest to the sun
so hot every virginia was dripping
and every girl wanted to date him
until his mum entered the room
and caught him jerking off right-hand
with his favorite teddy bear in his left hand
(dreams come true)
(but not always how we picture them to)
and thats okay
because life is a surprise
full of ups and downs
so take them as they come
and swallow them like a cunt
but dont forget to keep your mouth opened
because my punchlines are potent
naii "believes that blowjobs make women pregnant" io
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[1] https://x.com/TheHumanoidHub/status/1956241393212645598