is a female extraterrestrial disguised as a woman who preys on lone men in scotland
in other words scarlett johansson in under the skin (2013)
im joking, or am i? (keep reading to find out)
a shark?
no, theres a way more deadly animal than a shark
this animal kills more people in one day than sharks have killed over the last 100 years
*drum roll pls*
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the words deadliest animal is the mosquito [1]
and its not the actual mosquito that kills
its the diseases they can carry
malaria is the deadliest [2]
leading to an estimated 200 million infections each year
more than 700,000 of those infected do not survive
but check out the second-deadliest animal [2]
thats right
the second-deadliest animal is the human animal
(as opposed to the alien-human animal)
so be cautious who youre dating
candle light dinner with an elephant may be smarter
if you want to live longer
oh, one last thing before you go...
i once dated a crocodile hunter from florida
she was sweet and gorgeous
the adventurous type too
but it didnt work out
she didnt know how to handle my anaconda
luckily there are no large water snakes in summer smile ☀️
only a fine selection of 90 jokes for each summer day
its pretty safe there
so grab your non-lethal copy
naii "is actually more afraid of snakes than mosquitos" io
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[1] https://www.gatesnotes.com/Mosquito-Week-2018
[2] https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bill-gates-reveals-the-deadliest-animal-around