is likely because you are a little too german when it comes to how you dress
particularly how youre wearing your jeans 👖
i have a simple test for you
and this simple test will show you whether your probability to have a joyful life is high or stone-cold-german low
fair warming:
the next word is going to be in german and its going to look weird
but this german word is the answer to the question whether or not you are a fun person to hang out with or whether you are a way too german person
here is the german word:
Bauarbeiterdekolleté
there it is
thats the answer
since it is clear and obvious now
i will see you tomorrow
.
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oh! you didnt get it?
sorry, my bad….
tomorrow you will be wiser
right now i want to wisen you up by sharing the following words that reader Andrea from Italy wrote:
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I’ve just started reading Summer Smile yesterday with my wife… on the beach - obviously - and we’re both already hooked. You’ve definitely got a stand-up talent hiding behind your copy & writer one — the timing, the discrete desecrating sense of humor, it's pure gold.
But no way I’m finishing it in one sitting. This is going to be my happy mood bible for the whole summer. One smile at a time!
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WTF?!?!?
Aint that a holy mo-fo jesus christ five-star review from the fiRsT buYeRrrr!!!
i feel like macauly culkin richie rich
im so spoiled now
and im gonna pre-book my bed in rehab
cos like every famous person
* success is gonna go straight to my head
* hug me with its warm embrace
* until i realize it was a boa constrictor in the first place
and i will need therapy — like a lot
but no, i wont fall for the "early success" trap
which is why i recommend that you get your own copy of Summer Smile ☀️
and make up your own mind
after you read the first couple pages
because there are actually many of them:
90 pages to be precise
which means:
* 90 days
* 90 jokes
* delivered straight to you
* so you can read them at the beach
* while youre slurping daiquiri or soda
* during the best time of the year
you pay whatever you want — starting at 17 euros
* thats basically 19 cents per laugh
* cheaper than a pair of blue jeans
* and sexier than the "like everyone else" look
order now for the best price after the launch (before I increase the price permanently)
and yes — i also give you my official ChuckleGuarantee™
if you dont laugh at least once a week, i'll refund you every cent
* no questions
* no guilt trips
* no awkward small talk
order now at https://naii.io/summersmile
because humor is at least 50 percent the way to your dream life
and when your halfway there you might as well just stay
and do what youre supposed to do
make your summer...
...a bit sillier
...a bit funnier
...a bit more like someone who is actually not german-cold
...because you have the courage to laugh out loud without hiding in the basement
oh, one last thing before you go...
hopped on a plane last night
but it never took off
i misread the sign
("way too plain")
(written by a german)
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "does plain jokes all the time — even up in the air" io