why they need your poverty (and youll never make it) 🥊 punchlineday 21

bert is on government aid

recently lost his job at coal creek

and his 401k

moved from apartment to trailer

and is now living in his car

wifey said goodbye the moment he lost his job

because love is conditional

his life is hell

ruben is on steroids

has been killing it as a business consultant

is swamped with client requests

and his wife wants more babies

he cant even find time to bunny up

and stand his man

while this looks unfair

this is necessary for society to function

im not saying we need rich and poor

but in a way i am

because only when we have a division of those who "made it" and

those who aspire to make it do we have longing

and not only does longing keep the romance alive in a relationship

longing also keeps you alive throughout your life

when you stop longing you stop loving

so when you wish to have larger breasts

this longing will catapult you to extraordinary heights

because "new boobs" are not cheap

or when your crown jewels need a lengthy upgrade

you will long for all kinds of toys and tools that make that thing more "african" and more enduring

but longing is not only about primary and secondary sexual traits

longing is about how you want to live your life and how long you want to live your life

as daniel holden said in rectify (2013-2016) talking to old ted

"destination gives us direction sometimes" (s04e06 - physics)

oh, one last thing before you go...
mommy used to read twinkle twinkle little star to me
until daddy came home and burned the book to the ground
i never recovered from the shock at home
my name is vladimir vladimirovich putin
(and he put my pacifier to ashes too)

¡Ándale, arriba!

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