June 15, 2025, 12:18 p.m.

why therapists steal girlfriends ○ homo happy 5

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is not because of their comfy couch or their fancy degrees hanging on the wall

women fall in love with their therapists

because therapists do something most guys don't

they actually listen

no interrupting
no talking about themselves
no checking their phone

just pure attention for 50 minutes straight

that's like relationship cocaine to most women

the problem?

you're paying $200 an hour for it

it's like a reverse sugar daddy situation

instead of him giving you money, you're giving him money for emotional connection

here comes the best part...

most "therapy breakthroughs" could be solved with two words:

"STOP IT!"

there's this hilarious YouTube sketch where a therapy session ends exactly like that

Bob Newhart - STOP IT! The best two word coaching you'll ever get - YouTube

gal complains for minutes, therapist says "stop it," problem solved

obviously real therapy is more complex than that

but sometimes the simplest advice hits hardest

speaking of simple solutions that work...

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Work stress, money problems, relationship drama

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My stress dropped

Even my coffee tasted better.

And I don't even drink coffee, but you get the point

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Fair warning:

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Oh, one last thing before you go...

My therapist asked what I wanted to be when I grow up

Apparently "not broke paying for therapy" wasn't the answer she was looking for

¡Ándale, arriba!

naii "cheaper than therapy" io

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