is not because of their comfy couch or their fancy degrees hanging on the wall
women fall in love with their therapists
because therapists do something most guys don't
they actually listen
no interrupting
no talking about themselves
no checking their phone
just pure attention for 50 minutes straight
that's like relationship cocaine to most women
the problem?
you're paying $200 an hour for it
it's like a reverse sugar daddy situation
instead of him giving you money, you're giving him money for emotional connection
here comes the best part...
most "therapy breakthroughs" could be solved with two words:
"STOP IT!"
there's this hilarious YouTube sketch where a therapy session ends exactly like that
gal complains for minutes, therapist says "stop it," problem solved
obviously real therapy is more complex than that
but sometimes the simplest advice hits hardest
speaking of simple solutions that work...
I created something called Summer Smile ☀️
It's 90 jokes for every day of summer
Each one takes 10 seconds to read and makes you snort-laugh
I wrote them because my life got too serious
Work stress, money problems, relationship drama
I needed something stupidly smart to look forward to each day
Turns out daily doses of high-quality humor actually work
My mood improved
My stress dropped
Even my coffee tasted better.
And I don't even drink coffee, but you get the point
You can grab all 90 days for whatever you want to pay
Minimum is €9
That's basically 10 cents per laugh
Fair warning:
These jokes are smart. Like really smart. But that's exactly why they work
Pre-order now at https://naii.io/summersmile
You'll get it June 21st - that's in 6 days
And like every product of mine, you get my ChuckleGuarantee. If you don't laugh at least once a week, I'll refund every penny
Oh, one last thing before you go...
My therapist asked what I wanted to be when I grow up
Apparently "not broke paying for therapy" wasn't the answer she was looking for
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "cheaper than therapy" io