July 5, 2025, 12:49 p.m.

why i am morally superior to you 🥊 punchlineday 24

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im a believer

and maybe you are as well

but if youre not

then im morally better than you

because believing means to have faith

and faith is the connection to the greatest entity of all

but only when you are connected the way i am

and other believers are

will you understand how inferior you actually are

little steve

i am so much better than you are

even your mom called to say hi and ask for parenting advice

and im not even a parent

so steve

i dont want you to get upset

i only want you to see the truth

and the truth is

you are morally a loser

and i am morally a winner

every single time

with every heartbeat

and every interaction

and i am telling you all that

because i once was like you

lacking direction

lacking affection

lacking a moral compass

but then i found faith

and i believe you need it too

so open your eyes

open your arms

open your mouth

and spread your legs

because im gonna come from behind

and treat you like a good old german catholic priest

German Catholic priests 'abused thousands of children'

too bad youre only 13

i usually like it wider

anyway

oh, one last thing before you go...
i once had a date with a clown
red hair, white paint in his face
yellow gloves on his fingers
a striped long-sleeve shirt
and a yellow jumpsuit on top
his name was ronald
he was selling burgers for a living
but he was also harassing his coworkers
(you dont need to be in church to get abused)

McDonald's workers make fresh harassment claims

¡Ándale, arriba!

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