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im a believer
and maybe you are as well
but if youre not
then im morally better than you
because believing means to have faith
and faith is the connection to the greatest entity of all
but only when you are connected the way i am
and other believers are
will you understand how inferior you actually are
little steve
i am so much better than you are
even your mom called to say hi and ask for parenting advice
and im not even a parent
so steve
i dont want you to get upset
i only want you to see the truth
and the truth is
you are morally a loser
and i am morally a winner
every single time
with every heartbeat
and every interaction
and i am telling you all that
because i once was like you
lacking direction
lacking affection
lacking a moral compass
but then i found faith
and i believe you need it too
so open your eyes
open your arms
open your mouth
and spread your legs
because im gonna come from behind
and treat you like a good old german catholic priest
too bad youre only 13
i usually like it wider
anyway
oh, one last thing before you go...
i once had a date with a clown
red hair, white paint in his face
yellow gloves on his fingers
a striped long-sleeve shirt
and a yellow jumpsuit on top
his name was ronald
he was selling burgers for a living
but he was also harassing his coworkers
(you dont need to be in church to get abused)
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "has understood that comedy needs tragedy" io
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