Aug. 15, 2025, 12:35 p.m.

who fucked the son of advertising? 🄊 PLD 47

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i dont care about someones bio

"i did this and that" yada yada

i care about...

* a person’s work output (do you walk the talk?)
* what other people say about him (social proof #1)
* how often they quote or mention him (social proof #2)

so when i saw the name 'dave trott' pop up

in one of my email newsletters

i wasnt particularly excited

but i was excited about the words he wrote

"dont tell youre a comedian"
"make me laugh"

and the source that quoted him

DESIGNERDOCK

a dinosaur recruitment agency for the creative industry in germany

and they got that quote from a piece he wrote recently [1]

WHO SUCKED THE FUN OUT OF ADVERTISING?

so i went through my emails

searched for "dave trott"

and found 13 emails that mention his name

the people who mentioned him?

harry dry
the guy i sold copywritingexamples.com to

jon buchan
he got drunk, wrote absurd cold emails to senior brand executives at redbull, pepsi, symantec, hewlett-packard, cisco etc. and was hired

ben settle
everyone knows 'pen ben'

bob hoffman
ad industry veteran, probably older than dave trott, yet still alive (thank god)

these are four well-known names in the ad industry

and now i know a 5th one: dave trott

sure, you can blame me for not having known him before

fair enough

but now i do

and blogtrottrd him

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his 2025 words resonated with me

because they mirror his 2016 words [2]

in a nutshell he said:

* creative strategy is sacrifice - you can only pick one and prioritize one
* do NOT say everything you want to say
* say the one thing you want people to remember tomorrow?
* simplify beyond what is comfortable, simplify until you are embarrassed at how simple it is
* dont tell me that youre funny, make me laugh
* associate the message with something easier to remember - a mnemonic

in german we call a mnemonic an "Eselsbrücke"

which literally means "donkey bridge"

a bridge that makes a stubborn donkey cross the stream that he is afraid of

and here’s my bridge-as-a-story so you can remember it

donkeys are afraid of water

they stubbornly refuse to wade through even the smallest streams

even if they could easily do so physically

hence the term "stubborn donkey"

but a donkey cannot see how deep the stream is due to the reflective surface of the water

so we build small bridges (fords), called "donkey bridges," to cross the stream

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a donkey also wont cross every bridge

because he only steps on ground that he thinks is completely safe

which makes a "donkey bridge" a symbol of safety

are you feeling safe now?

oh, one last thing before you go...

i once had a date with a horse
turns out horses dont like dates too much
they are too sweet for them
so i got hands on horse
and did it the milky way
(dates are so much better with milk)

milky way - wikipedia

oh, one other thing before you go...
(because i really want to tell you this other punchline)

i once had a date with a horse
turns out date-on-horse is too sweet
so i got hands on horse
and found the milky way
(sticky fingers are okay in a three-way)

”Ándale, arriba!

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