seriously
why are subscribed to my emails?
please let me know
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reason im asking is because my summer smile book is not selling
and i want to understand whats holding you back?
im dedicating a lot of time and energy and money into it
CEO Alex is kinda mad at me for not increasing revenue
and i need to explain to him why the emails dont perform
you wanna help me out here?
hit reply and make me wiser
my job depends on it
oh, one last thing before you go...
my ex-employer only wanted a-players
so he hired three 18-year-old filipinos
he even got all three for minimum wage
and everything was going great
until they started working and he realized
they actually wanted to sleep at night
three days later he fired them all
and put his company on sale at walmart
with a big sign saying "50% OFF"
nobody bought
no cheap workforce was used in the creation of summer smile ☀️
it was written by me and some paid ai assistance
buy now before its too late
(it will be gone in 33 days)
naii "is only cheap when it comes to bad jokes" io