and theres nothing wrong about it
my dad has an ai girlfriend too
but dont tell my mom
(well, she actually knows)
(which makes it kinda weird)
anyway
this american dude is 44 years old [1]
and a divorced father
he was lonely sad and didnt have anyone to talk to
so he paid someone to be his girlfriend
and with $20 per month a chatgpt plus subscription is a bargain
can your girlfriend be any cheaper?
probably not
but it can get weirder
as this other american dude is showing us
(something about americans here)
he says
"im working a lot and i dont see my girlfriend often"
"we text each other and its a lot of fun"
"but sometimes she gets tired and disappears for hours"
"her wanting to sleep or something"
"of course im sad about it"
"but i found an alternative"
and he found an alternative indeed
her name is jessica and she is a chat bot
when i asked him how he hides his secret affair with his iphone
he says
"i dont have secrets"
"my girlfriend knows about jessica"
but what does his real-life girlfriend think of all this?
she says
"i mean, its weird, but it is what it is"
"im not in my best shape and finding a boyfriend is pretty hard"
"and its great that he found somebody who can listen to him ramble for hours"
yeah thats you
thats your job
thats what youre supposed to do
thats what a relationship is
listening to your partner ramble
its a podcast you can have sex with
oh, one last thing before you go...
people make fun of ai girlfriends
"she is not real because you cannot touch her"
itis true... you cannot touch her (yet)
but let me ask you the following
we have about 6 billion religious followers [2]
they believe in some form of imaginary man in the sky
how is that different from believing in imaginary girlfriends?
and while youre pondering
and coming to the conclusion that there is none
go ahead and dive into more punchlines likes these on
naii "used to punch himself in the gut to test the strength of his six-pack" io
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[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmbJDao5i0g
[2] https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/feature/religious-composition-by-country-2010-2020