July 21, 2025, 10:40 p.m.

the truth is in the book ๐ŸฅŠ punchlineday 33

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not in someones interpretation of the book

and heres a life-changing example

why relying on others is dangerous

for finding truth...

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when you read the quran

you read the word of allah

the words that angel gabriel

conveyed to prophet mohammed

who spent days of darkness in the cave of hira

when he was 40 years old

and i will tell you in a second why that age is important to me

so mohammed retreated in this mountain cave near mecca

(the cave of hira)

during ramadan

to ponder on the evil deeds of his community

suddenly gabriel appears before him

and says "read!"

but heres the catch

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mainstream muslims believe mohammed could not read or write

and that it was a miracle he could be the bearer of allahs message

but i found arguments that show the opposite [1]

and i will explain it to you now because

in verse 7:157 it says [2]

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ุงู„ูŽู‘ุฐููŠู†ูŽ ูŠูŽุชูŽู‘ุจูุนููˆู†ูŽ ุงู„ุฑูŽู‘ุณููˆู„ูŽ ุงู„ู†ูŽู‘ุจููŠูŽู‘ ุงู„ู’ุฃูู…ูู‘ูŠูŽู‘

Those who follow the Messenger, the unlettered Prophet

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the key word is

unlettered โ†’ ุงู„ู’ุฃูู…ูู‘ูŠูŽู‘ โ†’ al-ummiyya

linguistically it comes from "umm" (mother)

like in umm kulthum

egyptโ€™s national treasure and legendary singer

so when youre unlettered

it can mean

"as your mother bore you"

and when youre born

how good can you read and write

exactly

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but theres also the meaning of "gentile"

who is someone that is not a jew

or someone who is not familiar with hebrew scripture

which doesnt make you an illiterate of course

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just like not knowing doesnt mean youre stupid

it only means youre ignorant

from latin ignorare โ†’ not to know

* in- โ†’ un, non, not * gnarus โ†’ knowing, acquainted, skillful

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so allah doesnt tell us

mohamed couldnt read or write

he only says

mohamed was not previously given the scripture

and thats a crucial lesson because...

mainstream muslims follow the gospel of someone elses word [3]

someone elses interpretation of what this or that means

heck they may not even know that

the names of each surah and verse numbers were man-made

and only the words of the surah themselves were 100% divine

and all of that by people who claim

to have read the message from above

whose very first word is to

"read!"

but what they actually do is follow hadiths

of someone elses brain

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in other words

mainstream muslims follow

sayings of prophet mohammed (pbuh)

and take them at face value

while they should know that

the quran is not a dogma

because there is no compulsion in religion

(verse 2:256)

and they should know that

at its core

the meaning of quran

comes from iqra - ุงู‚ุฑุฃ

which was a command to the prophet to read

and then proclaim it to the people of Mecca (who were pagans)

by reciting it out loud

read
proclaim
recite aloud

but only if you have the mohammed balls to do it

oh, one last thing before you go...

mainstream muslims are like m&ms
they taste sweet in the beginning
but lose originality and substance
the more you consume them

woman-pouring-m-ms-candies-her-hand

ยกรndale, arriba!

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Footnotes:

[1] https://abdullahyahya.com/2020/02/prophet-muhammad-was-not-illiterate-he-could-read-and-write/

[2] https://www.quranwow.com/#/ch/7/t1/ar-allah/t2/en-itania/a1/alafasy-64/a2/itania-48-b/v/157

[3] https://abdullahyahya.com/2020/02/proof-hadith-not-valid-islamic-law/

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