Aug. 24, 2025, 3:37 a.m.

the secret life of alexander kluge 🥊 PLD62

naii.io

not everyone knows the secret

knowing it means youre privileged

because others dont know them

so heres a secret of my life

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i dont stop

i dont give up

i always keep going

im like a weeble that wobbles but wont fall down

and if you happen to beat me i stand up

and will punch back 🥊

(hence the preemptive punchlines i write)

oh, one last thing before you go...

jokes are funny when theyre good
but jokes also have a short life
they live in the moment
and they dive in the next
so the only way for them to survive as a species
is to reproduce as fast as possible in a 10-second timeframe
so jokes must be masculine then
because nobody can cum as fast as men

Swimming sperms and one romantic sperm. Cartoon joke, vector illustration

and its okay if youre not as potent as a man

and you have no money to buy my summer smile ☀️ book

you can still support me

by going to my youtube channel

watch a couple of my videos, like them, and subscribe

*appreciated*

https://naii.io/youtube

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