you eat apples from an apple tree
you get children from a woman
you build a house on mother earth
and you drink vodka from smirnoff
in other words
you dont eat apples from a cow
you dont get children from a former man
you dont build a house on fire
and you dont drink vodka from absolut
(unless you defy einsteins theory of relativity)
so why would you then pick
words that were inspired by god
but not written by god
as is the case with the "holy" bible
.
.
if in doubt, read the original
the original word of god
quran
oh, one last thing before you go…
tina turner knocked on my door last night
said she wanted her hair back
so i gave it back to hair
my pubic hair
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "has his hairdo like a weirdo" io
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