keep reading or watch short on youtube
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and why you dont need me
or my Summer Smile ☀️ book
to change your life
the short answer
is summer time
the long answer
you can find in this mind-blowing documentary called
"in the beginning there was light"
indian dude in his 70s
hasnt pooped or peed
for over 60 years
which means
he hasnt eaten or drunk anything
for over 60 years
yet he is still alive
walks around naked all the time
and takes a bath in the sun
as his only source of nutrition
in a world where
food can kill you
when its manufactured
genetically modified
or simply poisoned
this guy defaults back to the only source
humanity cannot control or tame yet
the sun
he is "living on light"
being a "breatharian"
because sometimes all you need is sun air and love
so john lennon and paul mccartney were at least one third right
oh, one last thing before you go...
tried fasting during ramadan
for 7 days straight
they said i did it wrong
because i skipped all meals
but it felt right to me
and i felt like a true muslim
because i was cleaning from within
by farting like a cow
(isnt that what the surah al-baqarah is about?)
"baquarah" means cow in arabic, btw
which is not very far from "vaca"
the spanish word for cow
HOLY COW!
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "likes to waltz on grass and chew his cud" io
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