i cut my hand
when i jumped into the river
because i landed on a sharp stone
luckily
most of the impact was compensated
by my fat ass
but the cut was medium deep
quite bloody
and a little scary
seeing the inner skin
.
.
it was my first hand cut
but not my first hand cuff
that i put on
but they were white this time
and called elastic bandage
.
.
bleeding stopped over night
stitching of the wound?
"not needed"
the neighbor nurse said
yet a reminder how stupidity
gives you feedback immediately
.
.
the jump was cool nevertheless
only the impact had its drawbacks
but now i can use my left hand
to signal directions for a tourist group
or call it a "handy mummy"
who wants to make it a full-body mummy
one day as a grown-up
oh, one last thing before you go..
i once met a female bandage
on the hand of a white supremacist
i asked her how she is doing
"its complicated" she said
why?
"its not going in the right direction"
i thought it was
(then i took the next one left)
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "understands that a hand job with the left is very hard" io
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