July 22, 2025, 7:07 a.m.

the act of dealing with highs (when they are over) 🥊 punchlineday 38

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"stop crying your heart out"

you hear

noel gallagher

sing

when

your perpetual depression

becomes an act of vanity

but for sure

good days will come again

only until then

youre trapped in a low

trying to escape

but you cannot

trying to make it go away

but you cannot

trying to sleep all day

that you can

successfully

.
.

the birthday celebration

was a high for me

but it was a low

for the celebrated one

sometimes you get depressed

when you should be happiest

sometimes you are full of life

when the walls are darkest

and sometimes

you need to start crying your heart out

because that is the only way for you

to deal with highs

(when they are over)

.
.

oh, one last thing before you...

i opened my mouth and enjoyed the rain
kept my eyes closed and looked out the train
soft drops of liquid moistened my lips
the beauty of the moment made me collapse
didnt fall into the valley as i usually do
no this time it was different because i had you
then i woke up and realized it was not me crying
but it was my wife’s tits
(she was pregnant)
(milk is healthy)

woman pregnant belly and milk in hand

¡Ándale, arriba!

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