The stage is set, and guess what? It’s calling my name because...

The comedy stage is mine
It’s only a matter a time
Until you’ll pay a dime

(or two)
For our rendez-vous

You on your seat
And me standing
Like a goofball handling
All the stares that meet

My eyes
With surprise

And wonder-ing
What I’m ponder-ing
When I’m spitt-ing

All the BS
With no less
Than a poor dress

And a microphone
In my hand-bone
So that I can get done

What I intend to do
Which is to entertain you.

Soon, you’ll be tossing coins into my hat as we rendezvous - you sitting comfortably, me standing and goofing around. Caught your eye yet?

Here’s where it gets real:

• Comedy’s an art. We express, we feel.
• It’s a craft, too. Practice makes a master.
• I’m here to entertain and stir thoughts.
• The best joke? It has a pinch of tragedy.
• Every chuckle carries a message. Sometimes hidden, always powerful.
• Comedy reflects life, showing us who we are.
• It dares greatly, sharing thoughts some might shy away from.
• It invites vulnerability, like an open book fluttering in the wind.
• Expect absurd humor - the kind that makes you roll your eyes but laugh anyways.
• It’s odd, it’s jarring, it makes you rethink.

My mission? Tailor each joke to fit like a glove. When I pen down those punchlines for you, they speak your market’s language, painting mental pictures only your audience will get.

Fancy a taste of this comedic brew? Hit 'Reply'. Let’s chat jests and giggles.

Catch you soon,

Alexander "the jokester" Kluge