unless you are...
sweet as a cake
salty as potato chips
and as fatty as mac and cheese
because people want...
everything
at any time of the day
delivered to any place in the world
immediately — without waiting for it
so if you want to be eaten, you better be...
fat, salty, sweet—
always available immediately for everyone around the world
because then...
* you look at everyone without blinking
* you are always there
* your stare is presence
* your form is made of cake chips and cheese
* you are truth disguised as craving
* your body has no beginning or end
* no clear gender
* just the idea of being
* you dont move
* but they feel you see them
* in your stillness is consciousness
* in your ridiculousness is the source
* of every question theyve never asked
* and every delivery they never needed
so nobody wants to eat you...
unless...
oh, one last thing before you go...
once i was a sinner
stole everyones hearts
all at once and forever
was so greedy for more
wanted to win them all
because when youre on top
nothing can touch you
(my name is jannik)
(i play ATP tennis)
(im the best)
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "is delivering the punchline of this email in the private, only-for-your-eyes {Sunday Truth 234}" io
p.s. get your copy of Summer Smile ☀️
* 90 days
* 90 jokes
* delivered straight to you
* so you can read at the beach
* during the best time of the year
* and pay whatever you want — starting at 17 euros
that’s basically 19 cents per laugh
* cheaper than bad bread
* less risky than bad breath
* and more rewarding than a Sunday fight with your spouse
* plus my official ChuckleGuarantee™
if you dont laugh at least once a week, i refund you every cent (no questions asked, no guilt trips, no awkward small talk)
order now at https://naii.io/summersmile