July 13, 2025, 10:38 p.m.

never wanted to go to school 🥊 punchlineday 26

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because i watched television past midnight

and when the alarm rang 7 in the morning

i was sleepy as fuck

not ready for primary school

so yeah

i was a tv addict for sure

but i have fond memories of it

one of them watching x-files

x fles - i want to believe - scully

on monday evenings with my mom

both of us in bed and me closer to the telly than her

but us equally enjoying the spooky adventures of fbi special agent mulder and dana scully

the show had such a massive effect on my life

that even 30 years later

i still think and talk about it

theres even a "scully effect"

where "many young women pursued careers in science, medicine, engineering, and law enforcement and as a result brought a perceptible increase in the number of women in those fields."

so if you ever doubted the positive impact of great storytelling

x files is one of the many examples that prove it

oh, one last thing before you go...

i never had trouble finding women
as a young boy they literally came to me
but i was shy, confused
never knew what to do with them
until i met her
and all of a sudden
everything was crystal clear to me
but she was weird
trying to find truth out there
trusted no one
and denied everything
she had red hair
and she was taken by some x-phile

¡Ándale, arriba!

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