imagine a healthy mcdonalds hamburger
1. whole wheat bun
2. no ketchup
3. fresh onions
4. probiotic pickles
5. plain mustard
6. lean beef
the whole wheat bun avoids blood sugar spikes and keeps you full longer
no ketchup means less sugar and a white smile with all of your teeth
fresh onions make you look younger (antioxidants) and poop better (fiber)
probiotic pickles keep you healthy (good gut bacteria)
plain mustard makes your food taste better with almost zero calories
lean beaf makes your muscles grow (high protein) and keeps your six-pack visible (little fat)
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and now imagine you could buy this hamburger
and everything would be fine
no gain weight
no suffer from heart attacks
no destroy your teeth
no food addiction
just a healthy, nutritious meal
and if thats the case
then the commercial return of mcdonald land after 55 years
could be a day to celebrate
or could it?
watch how ronald mcdonald acted in 1970
taking children by the hand
jumping with them into a jolly-happy forest
and showing them around like a friendly guide
and now look how he is acting in 2025
he enters the stage from above like a god
plays the guitar like a "look mum" rockstar
and wants all eyes on him
me me me me me
maybe its a halfway-appropriate snapshot of the zeitgeist
but what i see is a deranged attempt to evoke nostalgia
and they failed
oh, one last thing before you go...
had a clown for breakfast
he wasnt funny
and staring at me
i opened my mouth
he opened his mouth
and had me for breakfast
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "understands that clowns live a tragic-dramatic double life between joy and misery" io
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