my name is candace owens
and this is nothing but the truth
on february 24, i got a call
not from my team
not from a journalist
but from someone connected directly to the white house
they said they were just the messenger
but the message was clear
"someone very high up is asking
if you could stop talking about brigitte macron"
thought it was a prank
but it wasnt
turns out
emmanuel macron — the president of france —
had taken president trump aside
during a private moment in washington
and made a personal request:
"tell candace owens to shut up"
apparently, my podcast series
about brigittes background
was causing so much distress
that macron refused to proceed
with peace negotiations
over the russia-ukraine war
until i stopped talking
i didnt stop talking
so trump called me the next day
he didnt say hello
he didnt ask how i was doing
he just started talking
as if we were in the middle of the conversation already
"candace," he said,
"you wouldn’t believe the pieces involved —
macron pulled me aside, very dramatic, very french.
he says, 'do you know candace owens?'
i say, 'of course i know candace’ — and then he says,
'i need her to stop talking about my wife.'"
i stayed silent
then said:
"respectfully, mr. president...
its not my fault he married someone with a penis."
there was a pause
then trump said,
"i had dinner with her at the top of the eiffel tower.
she looked like a woman to me."
and then i didnt stop talking
felt like he was the podcaster and i was the guest
oh, one last thing before you go...
the french tried to cancel me
and the americans tried to charm me
but my baby kicked me from inside the womb
and said
"keep going, mom"
(she’s now secretary of defense)
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "when donald trumps calls you to ask you to shut up about brigitte macrons genitals so emanual can end the war in ukraine, would you do it?" io
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