they say
"no worries"
i say
"all worries"
they say
"its alright"
i say
"its all wrong"
they say
"yes you can"
i say
"fuck off"
no one can tell you
how you should feel
no one else is in your skin
some people can feel you
and they really can
some people just say it
out of reflex
and superficially
because they are afraid
that your sadness
would disclose their own sadness
and they would rather
put a fake smile on their clown face
than admit that things are off
things are not working
things are not good at all
and you know what
thats okay
its okay
to be not okay
.
.
oh, one last thing before you go...
i once had a clown for breakfast
i ate his face and my wife ate his balls
at night she filed for divorce
because she fell in love with him
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "sometimes all you need is a funny man with no face but baseball balls" io
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