a baby gate keeps the child safe
nothing should happen to your beloved kid
but what if your wife is out with friends
and youre stuck with the kids
BABYSITTING TIME!
the problem?
its soccer sunday
and you definitely want peace watching the game
so heres what a smart dad did
he walled himself in by baby gates
and watched the games with a few drinks in front of him
.
.
though his kids are in the room
they cant reach their daddy, as he is penned inside the gates
this way he can enjoy soccer without having to put up with the little ones grabbing his attention
people loved it and said:
"Legend!"
"will try tomorrow"
"cant wait to try the hack"
“great idea lol”
"thats parenting 101"
“everyone needs this so we can eat in peace"
"just realized i was using the gate the wrong way"
"super successful when i tried it"
an older fart said its not that new:
"i actually did this 45 years ago so i could read the paper in peace for once"
a mum used to set up her ironing board in the playpen
and let the kids crawl around the rest of the room
while she got the ironing done
only one other mum said it does NOT work:
"the bigger the incentive to get over/through it, the likelier it is they will succeed"
oh, one last thing before you go...
remember pet sematary (1989)?
the good son (1993) with macauly culkin?
and village of the damned (1995)?
i watched them all when i was a kid
and i was also beaten by my dad as a kid
are you really surprised i dont wanna be a dad?
unless you think that domestic violence is the answer
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "domestic violence is never ever the answer" io
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