So I died
And was reborn as a person who doesn’t give a f*ck and acts like it’s emergency
But when I went on stage
A person didn’t like my puns
Took out a gun
And shot me into the emergency room
Which is where I died
And this time I was reborn as a gun
So I every time I went on stage and opened my mouth
I shot the audience
It was a killer performance

#punchlineday