keep reading or watch short on youtube
- - -
because the week after kicked my ass
telling me, "dude... weekend off is for losers, asshole"
thats how i felt
on monday
when i didnt sent a punchline
on tuesday
when i didnt sent a punchline
on wednesday thursday friday saturday
when i didnt sent a punchline
and now its sunday
and i still havent sent any punchline
which changes today
but you can see
what a ridiculous cunt time can be
and only because
i took a day and a half off
on the weekend
and poor poor me right?
WRONG!
time is neither your ally nor enemy
time is like money and a chair
its just there
and you learn to deal with it
or you learn to curse at it
but it will never curse back to you
so when youre angry at something
that cant reply to anger in any way
then the angers come back to you
and now youre double angry
and wasted time
you can do better
oh, one last thing before you go...
i used to have a 9-to-5
but i worked 9 to 9
monday to sunday
built pyramids for pharaos
was buried in pits
that looked like dog food
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "ancient egyptians believed in the afterlife, so proper burial was a matter of dignity, even for tombs of pyramid builders — they were no slaves but respected workers" io
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