Because I have no friends
I have no friends
Because I’m broke
I’m broke
Because I have no job
I have no job
Because I have no education
And I don’t need no education
Because I always have the internet
Where I can be anyone I want
Say everything I want
And feel good about myself
Because everything I need is myself
And my own thoughts
In my bubble of wisdom
Where nobody is questioning me
Because I’m always right
Where everybody is following me
Because I’m interesting
Where everybody is giving me money
Because I’m providing value
Where everybody is giving me jobs
Because they love me

I’m a nobody in real life
But online I’m the lion king

Now bow down and obey
And listen to what I’m about to say

🌬️

#punchlineday