having a kid is an irreversible decision unless you are a man eater 🥊 punchlineday 32

i am desperate for kids

i really want to be a mother or a father

i only havent decided

whether i am camp yenis

or camp virginia

transgenderism confuses me

but i for sure have those maternal-paternal instincts

that people keep talking about

i am so paternal

i go to the supermarket

buy my groceries

go to the checkout

and grab a random child

i found in the aisle standing around

buy it for a good price

and say its mine

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the only strange thing happens

when i try to put the kid on the belt

because these 10-year-olds are heavy

and some ex-parents dont appreciate me doing that

but i tell them

"i didnt force him to eat ice cream and oreas at midnight and tell him 'good boy'"

so lifting young erik was no walk in the park

and taking him home wasnt neither

i was only surprised to see sergeant mccannahan at my door step

asking for a boy named eric

who went missing

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.

i obviously had no clue

because two hours after the checkout

his name was christian

the court order came quick for once

oh, one last thing before you go...

i always wanted a stress-free life
and my wife was on board with that
but then she returned from the supermarket
and had a two-year-old in one of her bags
she is now living in alaska in a federal prison
and he is back in the supermarket
in the second-hand section "deals & steals"

¡Ándale, arriba!

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