I was at my local cafe, latte* in hand, hammering away on my laptop. Normal day, right? Well, not exactly...
I took a quick dip to grab a napkin and boom—some dude in a trench coat and sunglasses was all over my laptop when I got back.
"Hey, what ya think ya doin?," I managed, trying to stay chill.
He barely glanced up. "Just giving your biz a boost," he mumbled.
A boost? By spamming my precious subscribers with nonsense no one needs? I peeked over his shoulder—he was serious.
I snatched back my laptop. "Man, I don’t spam. I deliver legit, fun content. Builds real connections. Get your own list!"
He scooted off after that, muttering about how spamming was the 'future.' Crazy, right?
Why am I telling you this obviously ridiculous, made-up story? To prove a point.
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Till next time,
Alexander "Email Creator Extraordinaire" Kluge
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*I don’t trink coffee or latte at all, btw.