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Sept. 11, 2025, 4:34 p.m.

"dont pick up things off the street" they said 🥊 PLD82

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look what i just found

a piece of lemon in my mouth

hm... yum!

it was there on the street

and nobody told me to not pick me up

one of the perks of being a so-called "grown-up"

and its good advice for children

to not pick up things off the street...

so they dont die

but its a different story for adults

because sometimes you find good stuff

like an old oil painting with a retro frame (now residing at my mums house)

a wooden alphabet flip frame for children

or a green super mario 1up mushroom plastic toy

i look at the mario toy and flip frame daily

and i like how they remind me of what truly matters in life

1. learn (the basics)
2. play (with toys)
3. have fun doing 1 and 2

oh, one last thing before you go...

i once saw a woman with big boobs
she looked me straight in the eyes
and i looked back straight into her eyes
i liked the shape of her eyes
but when i got too close to her
she crushed my shell
and destroyed my soul
im a cucaracha
(thats spanish for cockroach)

La Cucaracha - The Big Lady & The Cockroach - How To Get Killed By A Girls Boob

naii "has big eyes, misses jackass, and enjoyed the osbournes on tv" io

8 days left to buy your copy of summer smile ☀️

before i take it off the internet

https://naii.io/summersmile/

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