well, good luck
youll be running out of fashion soon
because once the novelty wears off
theres no reason for others to check on you
unless you add a second trick to your pony
.
.
and its nobodys fault
its human nature
knowing whats new is important
for survival
because
if you miss the new(s)
you risk to die
but we have reached a point where
FEAR OF MISSING OUT (FOMO) has replaced FEAR OF BEING EATEN (FOBE)
we have climbed up maslovs pyramid high enough
that existential threat is so distant for us
we dont fear for basic needs anymore
and if we did it would be a colossal shock
.
.
its the equivalent of an extremely obese person
(the kind you saw in wall-e (2008))
that totally lacks body awareness
and schleps their masses as a collective something
without feeling their individual body parts
and being helpless like a beetle flipped on its back
.
.
in other words
our senses today only work in extremes
only a punch in the face *might* do something
but the time of quiet subtlety is over
and if we continue like that
we will need a HOOK CHOC every two 1.5 seconds
just to stay half-away engaged throughout a video ad
.
.
and the time we measure these ads would change
1 second → 10 deciseconds
1.5 seconds → 15 deciseconds
the successful 15-second ad would become a 15-decisecond ad
.
.
and if we "accelerate" further we will count in frames
not frames per second
but frames per decisecond
and then what used to be a 60-second ad
will be a 60-frame ad
shown in 1 second
oh, one last thing before you go...
sex with my wife used to be a nightmare
but somehow we made it to 50 married years
its the year 2080 now and i cant believe it
she is finally happy with my bedroom performance
but she also started watching nanosecond ads
which makes my boner time a full-time movie for her
(happy wife happy life)
luckily you can read summer smile ☀️ without an erection
i mean you can get erected if you really want to
but i have no performance expectations like your wife
so feel free to read it in your own time
but you better buy it now
because summer will be over soon
and then autumn will knock on the door
and you know what that means
more cuddling demands from wifey
more time watching netflix with her
and her wanting more sexy time with you
you better know some three-liners to make her chuckle (and distract her)
before she starts asking for a three-some to make her come
naii "is loaded with a semen gun for horse-ride fun" io