ive seen your eyes as they fix on me
"what is he doin'?
what on earths the plan
has he got one?"
you better give me some pointers
since you are the big rocket launcher
and im just the shotgun
i aint got no dollar signs in my eyes
that might be a surprise
but its true, said, im not like you
and i dont want your advice or your praise
or to move in the ways you do
and i never will
.
.
cause all you people are tech addicts
and all your stories are stale
and though you pretend to stand by us
i know youre certain we will fail
.
.
oh, one last thing before you go...
was in the zoo the other day
saw an arctic monkey swinging
and a colorful unicorn defecating
took my phone to capture the moment
and elevate the human experience to the next level
woke up with my phone in one hand
and poop in the other
felt like a hangover
the app was a fad
(felt wall-e-d)
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "has never stopped listening to 2006 arctic monkeys and will never get fad-ed" io
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* and way less fatal
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