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May 12, 2026, 9:06 a.m.

A Sandman sprinkling sleep-sand into a cheating spouse’s eyes to never open again AFPTTSE4

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🇩🇪Ein Sandmann, der einem untreuen Ehepartner Schlaf-Sand in die Augen streut, sodass diese sich nie wieder öffnen.

🇨🇴Un Sandman que le esparce arena del sueño en los ojos a la pareja infiel, para que nunca vuelvan a abrirse.

🇫🇷Un Marchand de Sable qui répand du sable de sommeil dans les yeux du conjoint infidèle, pour qu'ils ne s'ouvrent plus jamais.

🇮🇹Un Sandman che sparge sabbia del sonno negli occhi del coniuge infedele, affinché non si aprano mai più.

🇪🇬عربي مصري:
سانداي بيرش رمل النوم في عيون الشريك الخاين، عشان ما يفتحوش تاني.

Sandaman beyroush raml el-nom fi oyoon el-shareek el-kha'in, 'ashan ma yeftahoo-sh tani.

This was another episode of AFPTTSE - Ads for products that totally should exist.

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Alex

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