and theres nothing wrong about it

my dad has an ai girlfriend too

but dont tell my mom

(well, she actually knows)

the moment you say it out loud
the magic disappears

a dream feels infinite in your head
but shrinks once explained

a joke makes you laugh alone
then dies when you repeat it at dinner

snow lands pure
until footprints turn it grey

not everyone knows the secret

knowing it means youre privileged

because others dont know them

so heres a secret of my life

and its not the candy M&M → EmEndEm, either

im talking about

the E’s you would rather not talk about

because they require you to show courage

and predicts your next binge

the secret is out!

because im going to reveal the algorithm

that saves netflix over a billion dollars annually [1]

an iranian friend from vancouver sent me a link to a documentary

over british columbia (1996)

"Watch this before coming to BC" he said

only if you choose to cut your senses

and think local

act local

and behave local

i care about the exciting ideas that an experience gives me while im on the go

because that is what the act of moving does for me pretty much every single time

but only if youre ready to get hurt, as i point out in PLD43 [1]

ive seen a couple of places in the world

and i also wouldnt know what to do with a lot of money

there is nothing material i need

nothing that can be bought that i need

the things i need i can afford (at least in august)

well, good luck

youll be running out of fashion soon

because once the novelty wears off

theres no reason for others to check on you

is a female extraterrestrial disguised as a woman who preys on lone men in scotland

in other words scarlett johansson in under the skin (2013)

im joking, or am i? (keep reading to find out)

a wasp flies into your soft drink

while youre sitting in a café

trying to enjoy the company of your friends and the sunshine

but the wasp really bothers you

seriously

why are subscribed to my emails?

please let me know

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the books you read dont matter as much as the epiphanies you gain while reading the lines and after you put the book away because

everyone knows everything about anything

(when you consider the worlds knowledge is at our disposal)

which is why

a leading voice with followers and true fans

history shows it works

and we have enough social proof

that you can make an impact doing so

whenever i want to force the creative process

i get sad (almost) with the press of a button

acting skills come in handy

because this means...

a baby gate keeps the child safe

nothing should happen to your beloved kid

but what if your wife is out with friends

i dont care about someones bio

"i did this and that" yada yada

i care about...

* a person’s work output (do you walk the talk?)
* what other people say about him (social proof #1)
* how often they quote or mention him (social proof #2)

because he neverlands

oh, one last thing before you go...

i barely spoke a word in high school
people thought i was shy and insecure
but they didnt know the truth
and i never told anyone
youre the first one
you wanna know?
the truth is...
i know everything about you
i know you shouldnt have sent this dic pic to your gf last night
because now i have it and your face, and i will send it to your employer
unless you transact 10,000 USD to my crypto wallet address
im watching you
because im a creep
and im a loser
but im so much richer than you

imagine a healthy mcdonalds hamburger

1. whole wheat bun
2. no ketchup
3. fresh onions
4. probiotic pickles
5. plain mustard
6. lean beef

the whole wheat bun avoids blood sugar spikes and keeps you full longer