elephants can fly
because they have large ears
dumbo is proof of that
but why should 'bibi' netanyahu be equipped like 'dumbo'?
unless you wanna call him a 'bimbo' (as it appears to be the logical marriage of both words)
but hold on
bimbo actually means "child" or "baby" in italian
as i recently learned
and it would be inappropriate to call the leader of a country a child, right?
well...
heres the thing about kids living in the costume of an adult
see benni has lost his cojones when he married sara
his now-wife is essentially his ball-keeper
he has to do what she says!
for times when he is doing important statesman work abroad
he developed large-ear syndrome (L.E.S.)
so he can hear her everywhere and serve her as she pleases
which means bibi is an elephant and a virginia pleaser
but there are 3 more reasons benni has large ears:
1 → he can "fly away" as lenny kravitz famously sang in 1998 as soon as he will be convicted for mass murder
2 → he is a liar like pinocchio
3 → he is a double liar: big nose AND big ears – even pinocchio envies him
oh, one last thing before you go...
spoke at the UN last week
called my buddy zelensky
he gave me acting classes
and a gift from italy
a pinocchio nose
(shared it with sara)
(it vibrates)
¡Ándale, arriba!
naii "lost his balls when he got pre-engaged to a middle eastern woman" io
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