elephants can fly

because they have large ears

dumbo is proof of that

but why should 'bibi' netanyahu be equipped like 'dumbo'?

unless you wanna call him a 'bimbo' (as it appears to be the logical marriage of both words)

but hold on

bimbo actually means "child" or "baby" in italian

as i recently learned

and it would be inappropriate to call the leader of a country a child, right?

well...

heres the thing about kids living in the costume of an adult

see benni has lost his cojones when he married sara

his now-wife is essentially his ball-keeper

he has to do what she says!

for times when he is doing important statesman work abroad

he developed large-ear syndrome (L.E.S.)

so he can hear her everywhere and serve her as she pleases

which means bibi is an elephant and a virginia pleaser

but there are 3 more reasons benni has large ears:

1 → he can "fly away" as lenny kravitz famously sang in 1998 as soon as he will be convicted for mass murder

2 → he is a liar like pinocchio

3 → he is a double liar: big nose AND big ears – even pinocchio envies him

oh, one last thing before you go...
spoke at the UN last week
called my buddy zelensky
he gave me acting classes
and a gift from italy
a pinocchio nose
(shared it with sara)
(it vibrates)

¡Ándale, arriba!

naii "lost his balls when he got pre-engaged to a middle eastern woman" io

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